4.10.10
Disabled X Factor singer Cher in Final 12
I think this nation needs to do this poor girl a favour and vote her out at the first round of public voting.
Don't get me wrong, I give major kudos to Cher for getting to the final 12, she truly is doing a great job at representing the disabled population of the UK. I mean you would think with the stroke face that poor girl has been given she would have been told to leave the studio at the first screech that came from her twisted, rickety lips. Yet instead of being chased out of the building by bouncers spraying Febreeze at her, she has had the further disadvantage of being put in Cheryl Cole's group (where only the ethnics will prosper) but also she's through to the final 12 having to do a live performance each week, no doubt wondering where her nearest medication is.
Please, British public, give this poor girl a break! I don't want to be sitting on my couch, watching Cher giving all her TURN MA SWAG ONNNNN I'M MAKIN' MONEYYYY OHHHHHHH with half a watery eye on where her brain pills are in case she has an aneurysm mid epileptic fit. I mean look at what she's already done to her jeans, look at those rips! Imagine the brute force she must have been able to exert from those needle arms, what would happen if she's chicken-walking through to the audience, starts to spasm and ends up ripping some poor 3 year old's head off whilst warbling Sinatra's 'New York New York' in wigga wigga?! Big Band night does NOT deserve that, nor does the poor 3 year old! It'd be like watching someone with cerebral palsy making love...
Do her a favour. Vote her out. Besides, it'd make Cheryl Cole cry, something which would benefit my mood and benefit her weight loss considering each of her eyelashes weighs two pounds. Coincidentally two pounds is what Cheryl charges for a blow job, it's a funny ol' world, eh?
Pick up 'da' phone, TURN MA SWAGGGG ONNNNN TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR SAY WHAT'S UP YEEEEEAH I'M GETTIN MONEY [mouth twists violently] OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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